A cute and frivolous quote by a famous deep thinker.
The elevator pitch on the making of a meaningful life.
A complaint about the advent of a dating online.
An aphorism on how it’s all cool and we’ll all be ok.
A cute anecdote about my kids.
A red flag.
A self-effacing “confession.”
A revealing almost tender romantic gesture that borders on a break with reality.
The obligatory reassurance.
A whiff of something sexual that would easily qualify as creepy in almost any setting (including possibly here.)
A roundabout hint at (my) irresistible awesomeness.
A quote from friends about me.
A passive aggressive fend off to rejection.
A jovial invitation to engage.
A warning to the benighted.